Who’s dylan?
by AlohaOwl1211 February 4, 2018

Tall, skinny, white brunette boy, makes the most retarded jokes, when you talk to a Dylan ur probably gonna lose brain cells funny… or annoying, he the class clown
by Bedzdy July 24, 2021

A great guy with a good heart and loving intentions, but if you fuck him over, no matter who you are, he'll fuck your life up. But to all those who are loyal to him, he's a pretty awesome guy.
by LilDickClique June 11, 2018

A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018

If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
