dipshit

The drones who call themselves "Teachers" who assign you bullshit to do when you are a kid

Friend: Mrs. Unger is such a dipshit
You: I know right?
Mrs. Unger: I heard that! You are going UNDER THE SCHOOL YOU TWO!!!!!!!!

by TragicConert785 March 4, 2021

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

dipset

A douchebag
A loser
A wanna be
A jerk
A party pooper

Danny, stop being such a dipset...

by tekkenplaya May 25, 2009

dipster

a dork in dallas. all dorks in dallas are usually referred to as dipsters.

did you see that guy over there making that sig, it looks pretty good but i heard he's from dallas. what a dipster.

by brandonphoenix June 6, 2005

dipsy-doodle

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.

"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"

by vvhip July 23, 2016

Ungrateful Dipshit

Epim

That ungrateful dipshit is an idiot.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

dipshit

deep shit

look, what a dipshit, you fucking dipshit

by asswhole October 30, 2003