Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018
Get the ditch cricketmug. A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022
Get the ditch friendmug. When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
Get the Mental Ding-Dong-Ditchmug. 1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"
by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022
Get the Sitch Ditchmug. A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.
by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014
Get the ditch bisonmug. A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.
by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021
Get the Ditch Draggermug. by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020
Get the Ditch-Bickmug.