derp

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

by Nebulious June 21, 2010

johnny depp

underground term for a police officer or a nark. check 21 jump st.

johnny is here! run!

by andrew May 13, 2005

Derp

Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

by Buck_Turgidson October 6, 2010

Derp

The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!

by itzadolfin!! June 4, 2011

johnny depp

gorgeous.talented.incredibly deep and beautiful person, inside and out.

can take any character and make it into something no one else could...deserves a whole PILE of oscars!

by Jade August 12, 2004

johnny depp

A phrase used to describe an ugly woman as she passes by,especially walking with a bunch of fine women. In the case of there being multiple ugly women you would use the phrase "Double-Depp", "Triple-Depp", etc.

Aww dude, Johnny Depp to your left. Check out the Double-Depps over there.

by jjwalkenx January 23, 2008

Johnny Depp

Former byword for integrity/credibility, now embarassing Disney sell-out. IMHO.

Apparently the 4th POTC is to be followed by a prequel, for which Johnny Depp will be paid 40 billion trillion dollars. And a Mickey Mouse hat.

by lucidreindeer February 1, 2009