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Deez

It Goes Before -nuts and -balls
by anonymous June 5, 2022
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deez nuts

''do you know deez ''is the most deadly question and must be answered with the following, no but I know candis
do you know deez ,deez nuts reply is do you know candis ,candeez nuts , now that is a move if done right can be vary affecive
by giga chad 69 December 24, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs
by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017
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Deez Nutz

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021
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DEEZ NUTS

DEEZ NUTS IS A silly goofy bally word to say and spell. do not be afraid to say it to you teachers
teacher; whats the ANSWER
person 1; deez nuts
teacher; YES!
by ksjfvoiushvoiusgb November 18, 2022
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Deez nuts

“Hey, what are you eating there?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
by JackSkid March 18, 2023
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Donald Deez Nutzz

Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz

1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.

2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."

3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."

4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.

Usage:

"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
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