Lewis Carroll

The world's first stoner.

There is no way Lewis Carroll could've written the Alice in Wonderland saga sober. I don't know what they had back in the 19th century that could get you high, but whatever it was he was doing it!

by viva riolu April 26, 2011

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008

Carron

Pronunciation of Carron car-ron as a girls' name has its root in Greek, and the meaning of the name Carron is "pure".

Associated with: greek, pure (virgin).

Most want to be like Carron.

by Amadrae December 21, 2016

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003

Conro

An Amazingly Unmanly Man,
In a fight You better run for your life before He rips the living daylight out of you.
Basically Conro Is Like an Ape: Primal, Origional, Deadly

OMFG ITS A CONRO

LOL CONRO

by JohnTheHamBaker August 18, 2013

Carrot Girl

A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.

"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"

"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"

by DangerFinger March 3, 2015