Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.
by Coaldrone January 21, 2004
Get the cookie monstermug. A Ginger Cookie is the womans vagina during the time of her period. It is usally used in referance to giving a woman Oral Sex during her time of the month.
"Hay Mike, last night I was totally eating the Ginger Cookie"
"Sorry Sue, I never eat the Ginger Cookie"
"Sorry Sue, I never eat the Ginger Cookie"
by C_A_FUK September 25, 2006
Get the Ginger Cookiemug. Young Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: Would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?
by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008
Get the Girlscout Cookiemug. a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.
Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."
by Arbag August 24, 2009
Get the insurance cookiemug. having sex, or performing sexual acts. Can be used as a code to warn friends to not come into a room, visit, etc.
person 1: "hey, can i come down and hang out? i'm bored as hell."
person 2: "um, i don't know i'm kinda busy..."
person 1: "oh, whatcha doin'?"
person 2: "um..making cookies..."
person 1: "ahhhhh i see..."
person 2: "um, i don't know i'm kinda busy..."
person 1: "oh, whatcha doin'?"
person 2: "um..making cookies..."
person 1: "ahhhhh i see..."
by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003
Get the making cookiesmug. by south park mexican March 18, 2004
Get the cookie bakermug. A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.
Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
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Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
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by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010
Get the Selma's Cookiesmug.