fixing the computer 

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.

The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.

fixing the computer by Nacho Party July 31, 2006

apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

apple computer by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003

get off the computer 

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube

Jim get off the computer

get off the computer by kiki bender April 6, 2017

Macintosh Computer 

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

Macintosh Computer by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

vaginal computer 

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.

roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!

vaginal computer by reptar! February 29, 2008

Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

Watching Computer by Ju_C December 20, 2009

Non-Computer Lingo-ey 

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much

Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.

Non-Computer Lingo-ey by Dr. Richard Cheese January 23, 2011