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Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious March 5, 2014
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hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015
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Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.
"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."
by nothing better to do April 17, 2015
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Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.
"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016
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ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly
Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground
by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016
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Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!
Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!
by Universal mind March 29, 2017
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penny washer

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.
by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018
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