Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009

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Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)

"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."

by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009

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time waxing

to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation

my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

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Wenis Waxing

Wenis waxing is very important to substain a healthy strong wenis. You need to take part in this everyday if you want a great wenis. most people who wax their wenis have better wenis sex. you need to wax your wenis at least 15 times a day.

Jeff: Gena are you using that candle anymore?

Gena: No, why?

Jeff: I need wax to take part in Wenis Waxing, i ran out.

gena: Ok. Sure, you can have it.

by Jeff Taco December 29, 2010

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