2 definitions by zig12

Masturnating

The act of Nate Aikening so much you are bad at sports, like volleyball

"Man, he is really bad at volleyball today. He must have been Masturnating all night long."

by zig12 June 7, 2009

Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009