Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

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Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party
Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.
by Devinbam January 1, 2008
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Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)
"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."
by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009
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Waxing my Bat

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 17, 2021
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waxed

Polished. Above average. To stand out in brilliance. Tip top state of being.
"Did you see how stunning she looked tonight?" "That girl was waxed!"
by Isaywhatisee January 12, 2020
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freedom wax

A hairstyle of a woman's vaginal area: clean shaven down the middle, hairy on the sides.
When I went down on my woman, I made sure I was on point down her freedom wax trail.
by The Bu November 23, 2010
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wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
by GM September 10, 2003
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