tammy barbara valentine

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
by silly rabbit July 08, 2021
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valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.
Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!
by valentiner :) August 02, 2017
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Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."
by Zsophia February 11, 2014
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 30, 2019
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Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest
Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine
by Shmeels February 08, 2022
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Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
Truly Valentine
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
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Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
Truly Valentine
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
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