turd head 

same as turd brain or shit for brains

your a turd head or yoy got shit for brains

turd head by red neck alabama boy September 13, 2006

Turd Nugget 

One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget

"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"

Turd Nugget by Eif-ster March 9, 2009

Turd Bailer 

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

Turd Bailer by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

Turd Herd 

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute

Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!

Turd Herd by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Turd Former 

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former by Chilled Melonade November 7, 2010

Turd-Nugget 

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

Turd-Nugget by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

turd blossom 

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

turd blossom by Me December 19, 2004