triggermortis

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

Tria

A wonderful sweet kind of a girl that is sweet,kind, and generous.But if you get on her bad side then you might as well go to hell then get on her bad side. we all love Tria more then ever.

-Maggie James

MAGGIE , JORDAN , SAVVY , KENZIE
Tria - sweet and kind

by Hurricanejames9587 November 14, 2019

Tackle Trash

A girl that hangs around bass fishing tournaments and tries to latch on to any guy they can. Duties include: backing boat down ramp, making meals, and posting on social media.

Doug: Wasn't Tracy just with Bruce last week and now she's backing Roddneys boat in the water.
Cody: Yeah she was!! she ain't nothing but Tackle Trash

by Toaddog June 2, 2017

Denver Treasure Hunt

The act of storing cannabis infused edibles in a bag of non-infused food products, such as trail mix, and having your friends dig through it to find the buried treasure! Rules of the game may vary but often times your friends get to keep the products that they find or the loser does not get any goodies! Generally takes place when someone travels from Denver to another state that is not tolerant of cannabis and the goodies must be hidden from TSA

I went back to Connecticut to visit my friends and had a Denver Treasure Hunt! Terence was the winner and got to keep 14 gummy bears as well as a bag of trail mix. He is going to get super danked tonight!

by Senor Dank Nugs May 14, 2018

poor disguised troll

Dennis

For instance when a little guy named Dennis R. says ccccccccccccccccccancer all the time when infact he is the cancer walking among us that's a poor disguised troll.

by lil dddddd October 9, 2013

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

by Julesheart March 6, 2023

Dotard Trump

A playword on Donald Trump's name by combining the words "Donald" and "Retard", a mentally deranged person according to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

Kim Jong Un calls Donald Trump a dotard and a mentally deranged person, the name Dotard Trump fits him perfectly.

by PediPipita September 25, 2017