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Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.
That throat toaster qas tasty.
by kimosabi June 27, 2014
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shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.
" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.
by The crippy June 18, 2016
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toaster

getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.
Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.
by divamermaid October 31, 2009
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toaster

n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.
"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."
by President Laura Roslin September 3, 2005
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toasties

The remains of ground herbal marijuana after most of its THC content has been inhaled through a vaporizer (as opposed to smoking, which produces ash).
Damn, that was some killer weed I just vaporized. I think I'll make some brownies with the toasties, that'll knock me out!
by wangking June 18, 2010
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Toasted Dweane Palace

–noun
1. an establishment located in the Pacific Northwest that not only serves moderately priced alcoholic beverages and food of poor quality, but is also a safe haven for judgmental hipster crowds and ne’er-do-wells. Generally dimly lit, supports local "art", and often promotes infighting by playing Top 40 jukebox tracks.
2. Satellite Lounge.
Fine Citizen #1: "I just moved to this neighborhood. Do you know anywhere I can grab an enjoyable pint or two?"

Fine Citizen #2: "Steer clear of Satellite Lounge, that place is a Toasted Dweane Palace."
by G.Sweet January 26, 2009
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toasterating

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.
Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak
by Fo Realist December 24, 2010
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