tard

so ridiculously tired that you cannot even pronounce the word correctly ...

"Dude, I am TARD!!!"

by cosmos girl September 10, 2008

Tard Shepard

Someone who supervises and watches over the mentally and/ or physically handicapped

That boy looks lost, where is his tard shepard.

by Deek da Biker December 11, 2005

slow-tard

The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.

I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.

by josh20mn March 9, 2011

Sub-tard

Someone who is so dense they're nearly retarded

Teacher "Your child is failing all of his tests"
Parent "We know he's a bit of a Sub-tard

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

Sew-tard

A slow-witted and slovenly dressed resident of the far east corner of the lower east side of Manhattan. Speaks in long, rambling sentences and has difficulty forming logical connections. Maladapted to basic human sociablity. Rarely goes west of Essex or north of Grand.

"Can you believe that Sew-tard inherited a three-bedroom on the 20th floor? She is sitting on a mint!"

by Samuel Dickstein June 11, 2006

Wii Tard

One who is not well versed in the universal art of playing Nitendo Wii

Kim: Wow, John really sucks at Guitar Hero
Joe: Yeah, he's a real Wii Tard

by Clifton Twist March 29, 2008

fuc-tarded

Something so stupid, it's fucking retarded.

Boy, that Fox network is really fuc-tarded.

by James Edward Hughes March 10, 2004