African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 10, 2020

Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face

Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up

by vanessaasor May 15, 2020

taquito sunrise

The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts

Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Babylonian Sunrise

Ejaculating into a glass of orange juice and giving the glass to your girlfriend

Theres nothing like a Babylonian Sunrise in the morning!

by personofwar November 18, 2020

misty sunrise

(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Misty Sunrise

(Verb)
When you wake someone up by peeing on them.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Jalapeno Sunrise

It is the name given to the hot spicy penis when pulled out of sexual partner's anus, who has had mexican food that day.

"What the hell man...why didnt you tell me you had a burrito for dinner...I'm having a fucking Jalapeno Sunrise"

by Basajaun08 January 22, 2021