stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.

Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."

by levychevy March 31, 2013

stiff peaks

When someone has hard nipples.

Man check out her stiff peaks...

by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016

stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy

Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy

by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

Stifflemire

To commit sex crimes on a young boy in a dorm apartment

Poor Tim, he got a stifflemire a few years back.

by blzzthlls February 6, 2018

Stiff

Deadbeat, drunk, vagrant , hobo, homeless person

The stiffs hang around the fruit market trying to pick up a few bucks by helping load trucks.

The stiff sat reeking in a pool of his own piss.

by Lance Rumbunto June 5, 2018