backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”

“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals

by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

Southern Barn Bomb

A 12oz glass filled with Jägermeister and a shot of Horse semen to add some flavor.

Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.

by Hick Country October 12, 2021

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

southern french kiss

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.

hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.

by Bill McSpankee January 23, 2023

southern crotcheaux region

A more descriptive form of crotcheaux region. See crotcheaux region.

The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.

by Coronado March 17, 2009

Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017