Snark

A person, (usually a man but sometimes a woman), who sniffs a womans bicycle seat after a long day of riding.

I just got back from my routine hour bike ride and caught my neighbor sniffing my bicycle seat with his eyes closed. What a snark!

by mmmartinez June 10, 2023

snackspectations

A strong belief that you will find a good snack.

I couldn't find anything good in the fridge so I had to lower my snackspectations.

by KaylaWasTaken July 19, 2023

Snacks

The tiny bits of food, crumbs, and sauce drips from recently eaten food that get stuck in a bra, long hair, beard, moustache, chest hair, shirt, bedsheets etc.
Snacks may be flicked away, washed off, or especially eaten when noticed.

"I was motorboating my girl in the theater and I found snacks in her bra"

Dude 1: "Hey man, you have snacks in your beard"
Dude 2: "I was saving them for later"
*eats beard crumbs*

by HabaneroHarlot September 29, 2023

Snark Page

Reddit snark pages, or "snark subs," are subreddits dedicated to critical, often humorous, and sometimes mean-spirited discussions about individuals.

A:Have you see the Kim K snark page?

B:Yeah it would suck being her

by Slaytastic March 8, 2024

Snarkle

To aggressively choke on a large quantity of concrete.

"My friend is in the hospital cause he snarkled on some concrete I had just started making."

by Nimpent April 9, 2024

Snark Brained

/snärk breɪnd/ • adjective

1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.

2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.

Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.

by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025

shetix snacks

to ejaculate,to masturbate

i'll be back in 10 minutes cause its time for my shetix snacks..

by timmy1234567890 October 16, 2008