Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.

"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."

by chuckradders June 12, 2020

mud slap

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

by Paul May 24, 2003

slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

by slappy franzia January 6, 2014

Downs Slap

The art of slapping someone using a "Downs" Hand, thus resulting in the victim having to make you a pie. i.e. an insult

Jake was pissing me off, so i gave him a swift downs slap to his left cheek. He walked straight to the kitchen and immediately started on my banana creme pie.

by rneedham3 October 5, 2007

penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006