Santa Ana

Ghetto city in Orange County, I lived there for a few years. Bad traffic, Over-populated, High Crime, Sketchy People, Worst place to get a girlfriend (pregnant if not soon to be), Murders/Stabbings, Too many gangs

Santa Ana Dude: Hey did you hear that she boned so and so behind his back?

Santa Ana Dude 2: Yeah, Don't say anything though and lets pretend to be his friend so he can take us to partys

by Tu Padre April 14, 2012

black santa

fat bois who bring food everywhere and eat. must have big man titties

nick: who is that?
me: oh that’s black santa with his fat-fuck-food

by noahhayes November 30, 2019

is santa real

No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.

I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.

by Fucboi mcgee December 12, 2017

Santa Claus

A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff

Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.

by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018

Ogre santa

a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.

son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*

by Kikoman_soysauce December 26, 2008

Santa Claus

A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!

Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!

by RealG92 April 9, 2017

Brown Santa

The act of emptying your sack in to the anal cavity of you partner.

Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...

by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020