Ghetto city in Orange County, I lived there for a few years. Bad traffic, Over-populated, High Crime, Sketchy People, Worst place to get a girlfriend (pregnant if not soon to be), Murders/Stabbings, Too many gangs
Santa Ana Dude: Hey did you hear that she boned so and so behind his back?
Santa Ana Dude 2: Yeah, Don't say anything though and lets pretend to be his friend so he can take us to partys
Santa Ana Dude 2: Yeah, Don't say anything though and lets pretend to be his friend so he can take us to partys
by Tu Padre February 17, 2012
by noahhayes November 30, 2019
No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.
I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.
by Fucboi mcgee December 12, 2017
Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...
by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020
A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
by RealG92 April 09, 2017
A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.
Santa Claus is a pedophile
by N3erd lover November 29, 2018
A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff
by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018