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Samuel Glazer 

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer
Samuel Glazer by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022
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Samuel Harris 

OMG!! It's Samuel Harris creator of the world "ploid".
Samuel Harris by JohnScone01 April 25, 2022

Samuel Jackson 

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.

samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"

Samuel Hu 

always there for you, even when times are tough. Samuel Hu always gets an A+
Samuel Hu by Samuel Hu May 31, 2022

Samuel Craig Sullivan

Chanelle: wow! samuel craig sullivan is so leng i would totally shag him!
Sam: innit im well pengers fr

Samuel’s Sunday church loafers 

Viktor’s fast shoes that broke or smt Idfk anymore
“I’m BFSSCL - barking for samuel’s Sunday church loafers