mirth rocket

Another word for the male genitalia, penis, cock, or shlong. Refereeing specifically to the penis when fully erect. The phrase comes from the word “mirth”, meaning happiness, joy or pleasure, when also combined with “rocket”. Mirth rocket directly translates to “pleasure rocket” which can be interpreted as a slang word for the erect penis.

Hey baby, you want to get some dong bags and hop on the ole mirth rocket.

by skitty April 24, 2008

Norwegian Nigger Rocket

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts it out and a little bit of shit comes out mixed in with the cum

Katherine accidentaly did a Norwegian Nigger Rocket when she had too much tacobell before doing anal

by Sevree Doodles June 22, 2018

Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.

Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

dog rocket

A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.

Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!

by Abriel August 28, 2006

pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.

I need some mustard on my pus rocket.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

MRE Rocket

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.

It is then either:

A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans

The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.

NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.

Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!

by TexanMarine August 10, 2006

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010