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b religion

The b religion is the only religion on earth stupider than the a religion. They follow the satanic mullet b, who has the world's worst mullet. Followers usually have shit hair.
Guy: Why are you growing that mullet?
Dumb guy: I follow the b religion.
Guy: You're a dick.
by Comrade Pi October 28, 2006
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religion

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).
1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!
by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003
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uniting all the religions

satan's big PLAN....
what a fag

o_O what the fuck is wrong with you fuckin people?
by o)O picasso January 8, 2005
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religion

Nigger you chatting religion
by Jamesyb October 28, 2018
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Religion

*Your Facebook info*

Religion: Atheist
by Rammsteinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 19, 2010
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religion

it equates to myth, folklore, fable, fairy tales, stories that have been recycled over and over since the known civilization to humankind. You name it, it's been there - creation, adam and eve, the deluge, moses's existence, yahweh, jesus, virgin birth, crucifixion, resurrection, old and new testaments, heaven, hell and so on and so on. therefore, if man told these stories, then they are not from God for God is a spirit, our conscience and that's about it.
myth folklore fairy tale epic religion
by monkeybusiness! August 6, 2011
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religion

What nearly every man/woman "finds" in the foxhole.
While in 'nam, I found religion.
by love2lindy May 13, 2005
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