redneck penis enlargement

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.

bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.

by bigdirtysanchez October 15, 2004

redneck metal

unabashed, shamless, southern heavy metal. PANTERA, rebel meets rebel, etc.

great southern trend kill is pure redneck metal and anyone who jams it is aredneck metalhead

by brian keith glasco June 18, 2006

redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.

Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?

by OldFart77 April 24, 2007

redneck tea

A Long Island Iced Tea made with everclear.

I ordered a redneck tea at santa fe steakhouse.

by gimmic April 16, 2008

redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.

"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."

by John Dear Track and Field January 15, 2009

Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.

Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."

by redneckblog10 March 7, 2010

redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005