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Quark

The action of rolling up in a tiny ball to fit in small cardboard boxes; sometimes to conserve body heat and othertimes to avoid being caught while stalking the hot girl next door.
"Dude, i was stalking the girl next door but it was so freaking cold I had to quark; it was a good thing though, because i needed to quark anyways when the neighbours walked by!"
by vivelamexico May 19, 2008
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quakebuttock

Man, just jump! Dont be such a quakebuttock
by Christine May 13, 2005
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quank

I worked so hard, I'm quanked.
I was so quanked I couldn't get off the couch!
by sas August 13, 2003
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quackulus

(n) also known as quack, quax0r and quackulus0r
A crappy math class that forces you to sit down for several hours and do integration, derivative-atives, and all-around boring crap.
(v) the act of studying (for) the above noun
Adam and I had to do quackulus for 13 hours until we barfed voluminously.
by Aaron Peterson February 3, 2004
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The Quake

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.
"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"
by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 14, 2004
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birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.
"Wow...she really had a birth quake"
by BJCE September 10, 2006
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quake hand

To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.

The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps:

Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
John: Whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.
by jaughter June 26, 2010
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