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Quickflush 

Flushing the toilet as soon as the bowel movement breaks free from the anus. This is done as a preventive measure in combating the odor produced during a bowel movement. When the producer of said feces is reasonably certain that particularly toxic fumes will be emitted, he or she, may choose to flush the toilet as the poo-poo is hitting the water.
Brian was in a small bathroom at a girl's house and as he took a crap decided to quickflush that mo-fo so as to not poison the air supply in the small apartment.
Quickflush by swagdaddy42 July 13, 2015

quackloser 

the best mcyt tiktoker ever, like respectfully stomp on me.
quackloser can stomp on me anyday.
quackloser by chickeninwater August 28, 2021

Quacklesnap

(n)

1. Miniature bite-size biscuits composed of duck, a delicacy in some parts of the world.

2. A difficult situation.
"Yesterday I ate a whole box of quacklesnaps and threw up from sickness."

"Aw man, I've proposed to two women. Boy am I in a quacklesnap now."
Quacklesnap by Sunzilla November 16, 2005

Qualculus 

An analytical field which looks at changes in events and the possible paths events may follow
Used in computer programming for encryption, animation, Artificial Intelligence, modeling chemical reactions and economics
Qualculus by Dave Vyrd November 20, 2003

Qualculus 

A collection of methods for solving computer problems or brainstorming the structure of data.
Using Qualculus, I figured out how I can pass all the data to a funtion using a simple array.
Qualculus by Xin Jung January 21, 2005

Qualculus 

An emerging field of mathematics used to model a system with computers.
Teaching Biochemistry was the first use of Qualculus
Qualculus by Robert A. August 12, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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