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pretty penis

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.
"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."
by Jackie January 1, 2005
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Pretty Chill

A term largely used, and possibly even invented by YouTube Guitar Hero player, jameslikecoulter.
ex. "Yeah, that song is like pretty chill."
by Darkmaster2110 June 30, 2009
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Preston

Preston is an amazing guy. Generally, he has longer brown hair and gorgeous eyes. He is a sweet and caring guy, but he tends to be complicated. He never really has his feelings figured out but he wishes he did and he doesn't try to hide it. He's easy to love and as close as it gets to perfection.
Gosh, I wish I could date Preston!
by Bad Princess June 14, 2018
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preston high school

a high school located in bronx, new york. it’s filled with a bunch of rich white daddy’s girls who are hoes and think they’re better than everyone. most of the girls here date someone from salesian high school
1-did you see that girl? she’s a hoe
2-yeah she probably goes to preston high school
by stupiddddd March 3, 2019
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pretty boy

a boy (usually teens to late twenties) who has feminine physical (and sometimes mental) traits, such as long eyelashes, high cheekbones, etc. they are usually very skinny, clean and well groomed, possessing delicate beauty and features that appeal to both sexes.
girl: ahhh, im in love with that pretty boy!
boy : *jealous* ughhh,, hes probably gay, just forgot about him. date ME !!!
girl : ... weirdo....
boy : maybe i should be pretty too -_-"
by mi_kyoung April 27, 2011
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pretty cow

a pregnant cow, a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size, an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl, A huge fat chick with blond hair.
Cortney most men want to sleep with her, Meredith is a pretty cow.
by Stinker Tailwind July 22, 2007
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Preston

A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston.
'He's either a drunken carb loving communist or he's from Preston'
by Riicardo McRiicardo November 13, 2011
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