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Willy Pete 

Spitting on your penis and putting it in another persons ear.
You will not believe what just happened, Dave gave Jan a Willy Pete!
Willy Pete by titsmagee2234 November 14, 2010
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The Pete Wentz Touch 

The ability to take amazing pictures of yourself. Named after Pete Wentz, bassist of the band Fall Out Boy, as he can take gorgeous photos of himself.
Person A: Look at that girl, she has the Pete Wentz touch. I mean that picture of her is amazing!
Person B: I know. I so wish I had the Pete Wentz touch.

St. Pete High 

A school, not like any other school. This school is the first school in Florida to have the I.B. program. A program, which, super smart kids go to so that they can be better than everyone else. Over 50% of the I.B. population is Asian, this is because Asians are smarter than the white and black folk, unless you are French. An interesting fact of the students of the I.B. is that 1/4 of them consider suicide from the work and stress overload, testimonies have stated that children can possibly get over 9 hours of school work a day. Of this 25% of students contemplating suicide, about half of them go through with it, so they don't have to go through the hassle of completing high school.

St. Pete High School was founded by the all famous, Ponce De Leon during his early explorations. This is where the Spanish architecture came from. Also, after Leon founded and supported the school, he left for Cuba. Weeks later, he got a message that students were killing themselves from the work overload. Leon, realizing what he created and how many lives he may take, killed himself in 1521.

But once you overlook the sad history of the school, you will feel proud if you can make it through, your life will be successful, but since all your friends killed themselves, guess you won't have anyone to boast about your paycheck to.
My friend Eric got to Junior year at St. Pete High then killed himself. Jamie almost made it through St. Pete High, but killed herself right before the Senior I.B. exams. I got through the damn school and have my own plantation.
St. Pete High by McGoggles September 29, 2008

Beeb, Pete, THE CEREAL!

When your mom trips and falls while holding cereal, causing it to spill all over the floor, your dad then proceeds to say, "BEEB!" (Mom's Name is Really Bebe) while your mom says, "PETE!" (Dad's Name) thinking he is going to help her up, he then turns around and screams, "THE CEREAL!" While being upset that it is harmed and not helping your hurt mother off of the hardwood floor. This isn't a nice action.
"BEEB, PETE, THE CEREAL! is a crazy story."

Steezy Pete 

a steezy pete is snowboarder who is completely "steezed" out to the max.. probably wearing atleast 3 tall tees at one time and all the latest Gangster shit. steezy petes have all the latest Technine snowboard gear aswell. Breckenridge CO is packed full of steezy petes.. son
"yo check out that steezy pete's shoe lace belt dawg, it matches one of his tall Tees."
Steezy Pete by sick brew March 26, 2010

Sneaky Pete 

When you fall asleep at the toilet and someone gives you a blowjob while you are sleeping.
Yo dude, I think Lucas gave me a sneaky Pete last night.