Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019

done a patel

To fuck something up massively.

*Jacob falls on a spike*

Everyone: Jacob Patel you've done a Patel.

by bengriffithfuckssheep February 1, 2014

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004

Patrol

A big underpowered heavy piece of shit square box on wheels with pathetic fuel economy and engine power compared to every other 4x4 with the same engine displacement.

A patrol? You mean the car version of the titanic with a 10hp outboard and a retarded captain?

by Pootrol November 15, 2019

border patrol

A gay man who goes after only Latino boys.

"Border Patrol is going to love it here with all the Brazilian boys running around"

by J James December 19, 2007

ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

by Fully19 June 21, 2006

patrols

The courageous duty of Briargrove fifth-graders who maintain safety and order at the country's greatest public elementary school. One on "patrols" can easily be identified by their orange belt and badge. Captains wear white belts.

"Do you have patrols today, Captain Kathleen?"

by broomcloset February 13, 2009