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Pyramidiot

An idiot (hence, pyramidiot) who believes that the pyramids of Giza were built by aliens / atlanteans / mammoths / invisible pink unicorns. Usually related to those who believe that some re-carved glyphs at Abydos are in fact depictions of helicopters / UFOs / submarines / jet planes etc.
Pyramidiot: "I have inconclusive, random and completely and knowingly mis-interpreted data to suggest that the so-called Khufu's pyramid was, in fact, built by aliens with the aid of mammoths"
Person B: "You, sir, are a pyramidiot!"
by Krys_1304 October 9, 2008
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pyew pyew

The onomatopoeia of a ray gun's rays. It is usually heard after the phrase "Oh no look out it's a ray gun!" Those hearing it must take caution.
Person: Oh no look out it's a ray gun!

Pyew pyew!

Bystander: Oh dear! (dies of ray gun wounds)

Person: The rays were coming out of the gun! You should have avoid the rays!
by Angsty_Amoeba February 20, 2009
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don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".
I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.
by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 17, 2008
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PYP

acronym for "Play Your Position", or less commonly "Play Your Part".

Both mean "check yourself", or "act right".
You'on know me...PYP, kid.
by Greg B. December 31, 2005
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Pyramid Head

by Jessen January 27, 2004
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PYT

This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
That cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
by AKACroatalin November 14, 2016
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pythons

Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons
by Kraken July 18, 2008
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