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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
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pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.
Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape
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Pope

Pope, one of several Aliases that describes the man who is known to disappear from a function and return eating.
Origin: Popocatépetl; A Volcano south-east of the capital, Mexico City. Its name means "smokey mountain" in the indigenous Náhuatl language.
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Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
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popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.
Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.
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Pope Leo XIV

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.
Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!
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