Plastic Fan

A person who:

A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team

Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.

These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.

Person 1: Did you know Spurs were the first team to do the double in 1961
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.

by TheCollins’EnglishDictionary January 31, 2020

Burning Plastic

To spend a lot of money over a short period of time using a credit card.

"Where's your wife?"

"She's out burning plastic on some new clothes."

by OrbitlFreinshipCannon June 23, 2014

Exploding Plastic Inevitable

Someone who has to high a post count on a message board

'He's Exploding Plastic Inevitable, I wish he'd get of that computer'

by Prof Knowitall January 6, 2004

Plastic Pussy

A person that prefers to use engineered stone over natural stone.

That Kowboy is a plastic pussy.

by stone lover August 27, 2009

Plastic Fan

Plastic fans are basically glory hunters. The most common example of a plastic fan is a man city supporter. If Newcastle’s takeover is completed you will be seeing many new plastic fans most of them will be former man city fans because they are plastic.

Hey look it’s a Man city fan he must have been a Man U supporter before.
I really hate plastic fans

by mktheking April 22, 2020

Plasticarian

The hippie douchbag who is trying not to use plastic in his/her daily life.

Adam - "What's wrong with your teeth?"
Joe - "I can't brush them because I can't find any tooth brushes or tooth paste suitable for me :("
Adam - "Why not?"
Joe - "I'm a raging plasticarian"

by liydah June 10, 2013

plastic

Somewhere in between rubbery and boisterous. Plastic people know the greatest things.

When you go to school with a polo shirt and you're all HEY then that's pretty plastic

by Forsythe J Mord April 25, 2006