2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

perch

The americanized translation of Berj.

Man, I perched that situation.

by Scott Griffin September 18, 2005

perculator

from a video commented by famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. Its a dance that is done on a glass table and you break the glass and is said the glass will go in somewhere...

its time for the perculator! its time for the perculator! (glass table breaks) I think it went into my....?

by xiao k February 11, 2010

percruative

adjective: indicative of the characteristics and/or properties of percruage

"This dogshit has certain percruative effects"

by XephonTiNemal October 19, 2003

Perceft

The imperfect way or writing perfect.

OMG dued! Did u c taht gril!? Shes so perceft!

by Prof. Pasquale April 18, 2010