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Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.
Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha
by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011
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Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
by Terpsichore February 18, 2010
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Jobless & Single

Jobless & single when everyone else started working & married even if you finished & loved before all!
Jobless & Single leads to men burger routine!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Singles

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”
by Castillooooo June 24, 2022
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[quasi-single]

Mariane & Al are definitely not quasi-single
by SADBC November 21, 2016
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