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John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022
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Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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Murphy

Military slang for gasoline, possibly from the discount gas chain, Murphy Oil, which is part of the Walmart chain of stores.
The HUMVEE won't run. It's out of murphy.
by TheBigBlueFrog May 7, 2018
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murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.
Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you
by withheld, for safety reasons December 14, 2008
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Murphy

Murphy is a great person. She is often very intelligent. She is not a selfish nor horrible person. She often gives more than she receives. She also is often overlooked. She loves dogs. She can be elegant and gracefulbut she can also can be one of the guys. She doesn’t care what people think. If you have a Murphyin your life be extremely grateful because they are very hard to come by.
Wow that girl is extremely beautiful, must be a murphy.
by Let’s get this bread 🍞🍞 November 22, 2018
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Chalk Murphy

A sweat or savory treat from a gas station or grocery store.
“I’m going to the gas station, anyone need anything?” “ Yeah gimme a lil Chalk Murphy.”
by AverilAdvil December 31, 2024
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Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023
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