Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 17, 2020

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 02, 2025

soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 27, 2010

mari monday

The best day ever for the Omori fandom

Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit

by pseudowater July 12, 2022

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 08, 2019

Every Monday

Mario and 40s drinking day

On every Monday it's Mario and 40s day drinking day

by Every monday May 24, 2024