joey moment

a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.

I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.

by georgealex October 23, 2007

Carmella Moment

a carmella moment is to drop all work and leave your work area for a minimum of 10 minutes at least three or four times per hour.

I am gonna have to get back to you on that Boss, I have yet to have my carmella moment this hour.

I don't know where reception is, she must be having a carmella moment

by ptmulder April 10, 2008

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010

jedi moment

a moment when you are completely in the zone, for example if you work really good game on a girl or play a video game really well for a specific moment

Dude how did you just do that! That was crazy.

I was totally having a jedi moment

by Tommy Lane July 20, 2010

Homer Moment

This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.

A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.

J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?

by Michael Geico September 23, 2010

KanYe Moment

To have a moment of greatness. A moment where you know you are the best at something and nobody can ever stop you or be better the you. A moment where you have the right to be as conceded as necessary (or unnecessary) as possible. A moment KanYe West has 24/7, everyday of his life.

Dono-Man: George. Stop having KanYe Moments all the time.

George: I CAN'T. I'm just too good. Label me the best rapper ALIVE!

by ItsFizzleMan November 7, 2010