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mechanicsburg ohio

A village in which everyone is either a meth head or heroin addict. If you're not you're the target. Pizza shops on every corner, next to your local cornfield.
"I've heard of it I never thought that place really existed." "I heard Mechanicsburg is like a void or blackhole, once you go in you never come out til you die." Mechanicsburg Ohio
by Broke Boy Gucci December 8, 2017
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Farm Mechanic

A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.

Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...

The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.

The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...

A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
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Macha

Macha - name of a queen in Armagh. She cursed all the men in ulster. She’s evil , smart and good at roblox
Omg that’s macha
by Mcdonaldsgirl.2 May 19, 2018
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machalks

another word used for methamphetamines,ice,crystal meth,machalks,pizzo,globe,twisting of a pipe
yesterday i was kicking it with my homies spinning the pizzo high of machalks for 3 weeks and still going like a champ.
by brian coronado March 23, 2007
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Oh My Mchammed

Basically like oh my god
but a mix of 'Mclovin' and 'Mohammed'
:)
oh my mchammed i got so shitfaced last night!
by sophielaurenj February 10, 2009
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Mchammer

Mchammer = Jesus
God had a son, his name, was MCHAMMER
by Mchammer/Jesus September 29, 2003
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Mechanical Isolation

Mechanical Isolation is just the animal version of Blue Balls. It comes from an animal not being able to smash due to difference in genitalia. (Sidenote: Why are you looking for Biology terms on Urban Dictionary?)
Guy 1: Man, that dolphin's goin' through some Mechanical Isolation.
Guy 2: Sure is. It just needs to get laid.
by The7thComrade January 25, 2019
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