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cock meat

Have a taste of my cock meat beeyyatch.
by The Slanguist June 11, 2003
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Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
by I Jurcough January 24, 2009
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Booty meat

Booty meat is the flesh that gives the ass it's wonderful (or hideous) shape.

The part of the ass that creates the canopy for the back of the thighs.
by DarkLordMurph November 18, 2004
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Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of
want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?
by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008
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meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
by Nipflicker January 15, 2009
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Meatagorize

A degrading and demeaning term used to describe the comparing and sorting of women based on their physical appearance into the context of certain types of meat.
"Wow! Look at the women in here!"

"How would you Meatagorize that one?"

"Look at the sexy body, prime rib definitely."

"How about that one over there?"

"Ugh! She's hideous! Pork Chops."
by WillyWonkasWildWords June 6, 2010
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meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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