the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

you got knocked the fuck out

standard speech for some fool to yell on an internet fight video after someone goes down. waaaaayyyy played out.

makes me CRINGE and i immediately want to slap the fuck out the person who says it...

it always happens in the following succession:

1. first you hear: 'get em homie'... 'get that nigga'... 'fuck that bitch up'

2. then: <SMACK> ... fist to face

3. quickly followed by a: <SMACK> ... head/body hits ground

4. here it comes 100% of the time: 'AHHHHHH, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT'

by sickofthepussies August 17, 2007

knuckle-dragger

An individual, usually male, who lacks intelligence and/or culture.

The knuckle-dragger could not even name when the War of 1812 was.

by Tristan Reef November 8, 2007

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005

knuckles the echidna

A 16 year old echidna his sworn duty is to protect the master emerald. hotheaded and really gullible also sonics rival.

I think rouge is in love with him but knuckles despises her.

by colton May 7, 2004

knock up

to get a girl pregnant out of marriage(to get pregnant)

It is bad to get knocked up, you know that baby is gonna be messed up.

by katiecutie153 December 25, 2004

knocked up

to get pregnant; an unplanned pregnancy, unwanted.

fuck yo! i just knocked up this bitch, now i gotta pay child support!

by master p March 3, 2005