A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).
by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.
The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

by Asher A SMASHER March 4, 2022

by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021

A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.
"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!
by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
by anonymous October 16, 2020
