One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.

''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

Metric Inch

A distance of 33 millimetres.

Why do you think using British Imperial measurements makes you free? If you give them a metric inch, they'll take a kilometre.

by Jaymax February 19, 2022

My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

1 inch

is more than enough and has a great personality

Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch

Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING

Mark: I know right

Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro

Mark: I don’t even know

1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party

by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 6, 2023