horny hangover

The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.

"I've got a serious case of the horny hangover. I feel like total shit but my boner won't go away."

by 8blake August 14, 2006

me horny

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.

Me horny! Please let me bang you!

by Vagerna August 21, 2007

horny on main

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

by xylobones February 22, 2018

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Horny boi

A teenage male with horemonal problems

Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter

Watching porn on the bus

Peter is a horny boi

by Emty69 July 18, 2021

Blackout Horny

When you are so horny you forget all rational.

A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”

by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020

Horny teen

Everyone on urban dictionary is one

Every single poster is a horny teen on here

by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022