Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

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The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

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Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

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Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick

Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her

by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

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A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021

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