The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

by Atromi March 11, 2009

shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.

-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.

by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010

Cock Goblin

An odd combination of a rooster and a goblin.

It's Cock Goblin and his sidekick Sword Polisher.

by that other guy over there October 4, 2008

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007