Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

Garfield

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.

1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Garming

Doing cool stuff in purple colors

Yo, see that garming thing on Radish

by Cogol August 29, 2025

Gargingalinger

The giant zombie in Plants Versus Zombies

The Gargingalinger killed my peashooter!

You bastard!

by Cark 7 October 24, 2025

Garvin

the best person ever.

"garvin's bolus pmo"
"that's just garvin for you"

by rizzy pops fetal pig November 15, 2025

Garfield

The surname of a person who hates Monday (e.g. an employee with mountaining amounts of workload)

Every time Monday rolls around, I can't help but feel like a true Garfield, just like Lucretia Garfield, dreading the mountain of work ahead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

casey gardiner

Casey Gardiner is a horrible 10 year old boy who is obsessed with Alfie deyes and zoella

Burgh your such a Casey gardiner

by lolguy101 May 14, 2015