golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.

“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”

by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020

Golf

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends

“I’m at the golf right now”

“Oh so you’re secretly gay”

by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020

golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

Golf Bandit

Anyone called Ross

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit

by Icecool108 June 21, 2022

Golf

A very difficult sport mostly overviewed by people. It takes a lot of strength and prescision and is one of the hardest sports to play despite people's opinions. Mostly played by men but also women.

I played golf the other day with the boys and I was fire.

by The bom May 4, 2017

Golf

A sport for the LGBTQ community, specifically the G...Fags

My gay friend, Nick, plays Golf.

by GEA7042 April 26, 2022